This scene takes place in the Hollywood Hills at a costume party given by Colin Firth, the actor famous for playing Mr. Darcy in the television adaption of Pride and Prejudice. The sisters had met him earlier when they were at the Pantages Theater in Hollywood for Wicked. I thought it might be fun to let the Dashwood sisters role play and lose their inhibitions at the party, so I hope you'll enjoy:
As the date for the masquerade party approaches, Elinor and Marianne have been busy planning their costumes. Neither wants the other to know what she will wear until the night of the party. When that night comes, they can’t wait to see each other’s reactions to their outfits. Mrs. Dashwood and Margaret sit in the living room, eagerly waiting for “the big reveal”.
At last, Marianne comes out of her bedroom. She is dressed like Scarlett O’Hara—hoop skirt and all. She waves her fan and says, “Fiddle-dee-dee. It’s so hot in here, I’m positively wilting. Where ever is that sister of mine?”
Their sister Margaret lets out a gleeful scream and says, “Oh, Marianne. That’s such a perfect costume for you. You’re just like Scarlett.”
"Am I?"
She is answered by the crack of a whip. The three of them look at each other in confusion and fear. Margaret sees Elinor and says, “Oh My God! Elinor is dressed like Cat Woman!”
She is answered by the crack of a whip. The three of them look at each other in confusion and fear. Margaret sees Elinor and says, “Oh My God! Elinor is dressed like Cat Woman!”
Elinor says, “Cat Woman, Halle-Berry-style.” She struts into the room clothed in low-hung black leather pants connected to a bikini top that crisscrosses over her stomach and back. She also sports black leather boots and gloves that have claws on the fingertips. A black mask with cat ears completes her ensemble. She proclaims, “I am Cat Woman. Hear me roar.”
Marianne and Margaret gush over her outfit, but Mrs. Dashwood has reservations.
She tells Elinor, “I’ve seen people really lose their inhibitions when they go to costume parties. I was at one where a woman dressed as a pregnant girl scout spent the whole night sitting on the laps of practically every man in the room.”
Margaret says, “Oh, a pregnant Girl Scout? That’s a good one!”
Her mother interrupts and tells Elinor, “Seriously, I hope you don’t lose your inhibitions at the party and do something you'll regret later.”
Marianne can’t stop laughing at the way Elinor is dressed. Once she catches her breath, she tells her “Elinor, I never knew you had a dark side!”
She answers, “Who knows what surprises tonight may hold.”
Margaret tells her, “You really do look hot, Elinor. You should wear leather more often.”
Everyone laughs, but her mother tells her, “Elinor, you’d better behave yourself tonight and you need to keep an eye on your little sister.”
“I promise, Mamma,” she answers.
Elinor tells Marianne, “Come on, Miss Scarlett. Let’s go party.”
Their mother shouts, “Elinor! You’d better take a sweater. You’re going to freeze in that outfit!”
She looks back at her mother and hisses.
As they are walking out the door, Marianne whispers, “Elinor! I can’t believe you just did that!” Both laugh. “This really is a whole other side of you. You’re usually so prissy and judgmental.”
“Am I? Is that how you see me?”
“Yes. Sometimes.”
“Well then, I promise I’ll work on that,” she reassures her sister. Once in the car, she puts on a cd by Heart and turns the volume up when the song Barracuda by Heart comes on. Both sisters sing along as Elinor heads for the party.
When they arrive at their destination, Marianne asks, “Will you be using your whip tonight?”
“Maybe.”
“Oh, boy. This is going to be fun,” Marianne answers, clapping her hands.
Once they arrive at the party, they get out of the car and walk to the door.
Before ringing the doorbell, Elinor asks, “Are you ready to go inside?”
"I think so," she answers, feeling a bit scared of what lies beyond the door.
"Don't worry. If it gets too freaky, tell me and we'll leave."
With a sense of adventure, Marianne says, "Okay. Let's do this thang!"
"I like your spirit. Let's go see Mr. Darcy."
They get out of the car and hear laughter and loud music. The sisters walk up the stone steps and knock on the door. A woman who is completely naked except for an owl mask and a dog collar around her neck answers. She is dragging a leash, like a dog who has run away from its master. Seeing how Elinor is dressed, she flirts with her, saying, “Oh, Cat Woman. You look positively yummy. You may hold my leash.”
Elinor looks at her sister hoping for encouragement, but Marianne shrugs her shoulders as if to say, “The ball’s in your court, sis.”
She takes the proffered leash and leads "owl lady" inside. They wander out to the pool where a band is playing songs from the 80s. Some people have shed their masks and clothes and are skinny-dipping. In the hot tub, a naked woman sits on top of a man with her breasts in his face while he plays with them.
Both girls are shocked by the nudity; yet can’t look away. They’re glad when the band takes a break and they can talk to each other.
Marianne says, “This party is really wild. Mamma would be so mad at us for coming here!”
"I know," Elinor answers. Both are relieved when they see the British actor, Colin Firth, approach.
He walks over to Elinor and says, "Wow! What a brilliant costume. You look fantastic!"
He walks over to Elinor and says, "Wow! What a brilliant costume. You look fantastic!"
Elinor blushes and, feeling self-conscious, asks, "Do you think I went too far? Do I look ridiculous dressed as Cat Woman?"
He clears his throat and answers, "That the furthest thing from the truth."
"What do you mean?"
He clears his throat and answers, "That the furthest thing from the truth."
"What do you mean?"
"You make a perfect Cat Woman." He slowly checks out her body from head to toe, and then repeats, "Wow!"
Feeling slightly self-conscious, she points to Marianne and asks, "What do you think of her costume?"
He notices her for the first time and tells her, "You make a cute Scarlett."
She fans herself and answers, "Why...thank you kindly, Sir." Looking at his ruffled shirt and wet hair, she tells him, "I like your ruffled shirt. After a few beats, she asks, "Why is your hair all wet?"
"Johny Depp threw me in the pool."
She answers, "Oh my God! Is he here, too? I have a huge crush on him! She looks around and then asks, "Do you know where he is?"
"I lost track."
"Oh...I think I'll go see where he is!" she tells him and hurries off.
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